me vs. therapy

‘the thing is therapist, i used to enjoy work.’

‘no  you didn’t.’

‘well, ok i don’t mean enjoy. i mean, uh…i don’t know…tolerate?’

‘endure?’

‘brave.’

‘withstand?’

‘hm, you’re good at this.’

‘it’s a gift. so why has ...

‘they’re going to cut off my nipple and toss it around the operating room like a frisbee.’

‘well, let’s hope they don’t drop it.’

‘exactly. i mean all it takes is for one lousy tech to miss the pass and then splat, nipple on the floor.’

‘then they pick it up and dust it off and there you go…dirt sewn right into your chest.’

‘i ha...

'so how is life?'

'cold.'

'how else?'

'i keep getting asked out.'

'that's good.'

'i guess. unfortunately they have weiners.'

'the terms you utilize for parts of the human body are on a par with 6-year olds. i thought you liked men?'

'sometimes. but mostly i find them course, clueless and hairy.'

'oh, well in that case i gu...

'you look glum.'

'i am glum.'

'why are you glum?'

'i've had a glum year.'

'how is that possible, it's only january?'

'work stinks, my personal life is crap and my boob is broken.'

'what is wrong with your breast?'

'my boob has a mass. and i'm not talking a jesus, god, holy ghost mass either.'

'that happens a lot. i'm sure you're fine.'

‘have you been on any more dates since our last session?’

‘i don’t need dates, i need love, love…to ease my mind.’

‘excuse me?’

‘i need to find, find…someone to call mine.’

‘supreme’s fan i see.’

‘catchy little tune, isn’t it?’

‘yes it is. and it holds a lot of t...