me vs. therapy

'what’s new?'

'i’m seeing my best friend.'

'oh, that’s nice. how long has it been since you’ve seen her?'

'a few months. but what i meant is that i’m SEEING my best friend.'

'when you jerk your body around on the ‘seeing’ part, it makes me think that you’re trying to emphasize something…or about to have so...

‘i like grocery shopping before work.’

‘yes, it must be very quite.’

‘it is. well, except for the guys stocking the shelves. they aren’t quite, they play this boombox and they move it from aisle to aisle as they stock. they play classic rock, i hate classic rock. have you ever noticed that blue collar dudes LOVE classic rock?’

‘no.’

‘well, they do...

‘how are you angela?’

‘i’m doing well. i love the holidays, so i’m like a pig in shit lately.’

‘interesting saying, midwestern?’

‘i guess, i kinda thought it was universal.’

‘perhaps. i’m a city gal so it’s new to me. anything exciting happening?’

‘i had a food poisoning adventure.’

...

‘so you have a new office with a great view, that must make you happy.’

‘it’s a great view. and if any of us decide we can’t take it anymore, it’s on the ninth floor, so we can jump to happiness.’

‘how big are the windows?’

‘big enough to fit through easily. although now that i think about it, they don’t open.’

‘you might have to...

'where have you been angela?'

'i was traveling the world selling drugs and pulling in g's.'

'is that right.'

'no. i'm lying. i was tired of analyzing everything, so i stopped coming to therapy. i've actually been eating a lot and watching netflix religiously.'

'maybe you could have told me that was your plan.'

'you would have talked me out of it.'

'perhaps. so we need to do ...